HAPPY NEW YEAR… like most of us I spend way too much time trying to put meaning to things that have gone against me or not quite to plan. So to help me keep perspective this year I have a new mantra…

For me that means “get over it”… because someone will soon be along to give me a stroke and tell me that I’m a clever boy. In the meantime does anyone have any tips for dealing with piss stains?
How about trying Mr Muscle ?
Good old fashion soda crystals!
Is that what you elderly use.
I find the love & respect of your nearest & dearest gets rid of the odour & makes the stain fade if not disappear completely. Failing that, copious amounts of alcohol makes the stain seem unimportant or will give you courage to kick the dog!
…..and (at the risk of stretching the metaphor way too far) sometimes you’re the dog’s bollocks.
Thanks ed… you’ve not overstretched the metaphor, in fact you’ve rescued the situation. I am indeed sometimes the dogs bollocks… unfortunately however, that does leave me prone to being scratched and occasionally kicked.
I really like your quote
Thank you… I love a good quote, most of course can be overly optimistic. The reality, in my opinion, is that there is always light and shade. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of shade… I just try to remember to bask in the sun when it appears… and regardless of how stormy life can get, the sun will eventually reappear… sometimes with a rainbow